Damn That's a Sexy Fail....

 David Guetta and Akon teamed up to give us this shit hit. It has a really cool groove but there is something thats been bugging me about this song. Let's take a look at the lyrics...

This is the build up to the chorus..
"She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before!
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore!
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!!!"
Ok, so he obviously has high standards that mean most women are comparable to a local hooker.

"The way, that booty movin' - I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin', so I can pull up her close
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful"
Now here's my main problem. He's trying to find the words to describe her that are NOT disrespectful. That tells me that most of his vocabulary is demeaning. I can only imagine how he speaks to his mother.
A Gentleman, or at least someone who isn't "GANGSTA" would have a vocabulary of respectful words, such as beautiful, gorgeous, pretty at least. Then when a woman is considered beyond those we look at metaphors, "she is like a cool breeze on a hot summer's day..." or "The sweetest sunrise could not compare to her radiant beauty.."

We DON'T say....

"Damn Girl!!!
Damn, you the sexy bitch, the sexy bitch!
Damn, you the sexy bitch!" 

I'm sure for Akon this line may work, but for the average guy, all he is going to get is slapped. Don't try this at home...

I do think that James Blunt can take a lesson from this on how not to be a whiny twit and take charge instead of stalking women from the bus...